“Startups beware: DeathHydra is raising the dead... and the bar.”

“Broomsticks are out. DeathHydra is the new coven currency.”

“Experts warn: This fruit brand might outlive us all.”

“Markets shook. Skeletons cheered. DeathHydra launched.”

“Possibly cursed. Definitely delicious.”

“Breaking: DeathHydra unites the living, the dead, and everyone in between.”

“Disrupting fruit. Disrespecting the living. Delicious.”

“Flavoreful cursed snacks you need in your crypt right now.”