From the Other Side to Your Side

World-Class Haunting Logistics

ParcelGeist InterRealm transcends space, time, and the veil of death to bring you delivery service like no other. Whether it’s cursed fruit, ancient relics, or soul-bound scrolls — our spectral couriers ensure your package arrives mysteriously intact.

Services You’ll Never Forget

• Phantom Tracking™ — Delivery updates when the spirits are willing.
• Ectoplasmic Packaging — Holds up in most ghoststorms and shadow leaks.
• Dimensional Overnight — Next-day delivery if your time stream cooperates.

What the Dead Say

Small Text. Big Consequences.

ParcelGeist is not responsible for lost souls, spiritual possession, or packages delayed due to lunar interference. Refunds processed in whispered chants. Use at your own risk (and peril).