Filed after his aftertaste became permanent. Case settled with haunting rights waived.
Won freedom for sentient fruit. Emotional pulp awarded in damages.
Represented a pudding with ancestral dairy rights. Settlement involved witch cream tax breaks.
It’s illegal to teleport a soufflé in 7 out of 9 underworld jurisdictions.
Ghost lawyers must pass the "Bar Beyond" three times in reverse.
In 1763, a cookie sued a cake for identity theft.
Undead flavor bans were only repealed in 2022 (under full moon conditions).
The longest-running edible litigation involved a gummy bear and a haunted jaw.
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