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In the Realms • Updated April 7, 2025

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Rest In Banana Pieces : The Snack That Even Cerberus Can’t Resist

From grave to rave, these banana bites are haunting tastebuds across the realms.
By Hexa Morningstar | Posted April 7, 2025
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Picture it: You’re 200 years deep into afterlife bureaucracy, haunting a soul you don’t even like, and BOOM — you remember you’ve got a pouch of Rest in Banana Pieces in your cloak. Life (or death?) instantly gets better.

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“They taste like sorrow and sunshine. I cried. Then I ordered six more.”
— @CryptKeeperSnax, Afterlife Influencer

Made for underworld snackers who are tired of ghost chips and soul jerky, these chewy banana bites hit different. Perfectly dehydrated and weirdly nostalgic, they’re the snack equivalent of finding your favorite cursed mixtape.

“I tried one, blacked out, and woke up next to a Victorian ghost named Florence. She said ‘thank you.’”
— Dreadina Gloom, Snack Medium

Whether you’re chilling at your haunted co-op, doomscrolling from the river Styx, or rage-writing poetry about your mortal enemies, this snack fits every mood. It’s fruit, but make it tragic. That’s Rest in Banana Pieces for you.

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💬 Reader Comments

@SpiritSnack420 · 3 days ago
I traded my soul for a 6-pack and honestly? Worth it.
@VampireIntern · 2 days ago
My boss screamed when he saw these in the break crypt. #Promoted
@Ectoplasmatic · 1 day ago
Can confirm: delicious. Still can’t find my jaw though.
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