• 100% FRUIT

    Only real fruit, dried to perfection.

  • ZERO SUGAR

    Naturally sweet, sugar never added.

  • CHEWY BITES

    Perfect chew, never disappoints.

  • FIBER FUELED

    Fills you up, and fuels your day.

DEHYDRATED FRUITS, REIMAGINED.

Feed Your Cravings

Dehydrated fruit, perfected. Chewy, satisfying, and all-natural — everything freeze-dried isn’t. Five flavors, three bundles, one obsession.

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Taste the Doom

Ultimate Doom Pack — 5 Flavors, One Bundle:
One can each: apples, bananas, mangos, pineapple, tropical blend. Dehydrated to perfection. All natural. No preservatives.

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  • NATIONWIDE SHIPPING

    Cursed deliveries straight to your crypt — free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

  • ETHICALlY HARVESTED

    Responsibly harvested, wickedly packed — fruit with morals, not preservatives.

  • FRESHLY DEAD

    Sealed tight to trap every last breath of flavor inside its doomed vessel.

  • SATISFACTION PACT

    The chosen few tasted it. If you’re not thrilled, summon us — we’ll make it right.

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One · Three · All Five
The Chosen One · 1 Pack

One can, one fate.

Crack open a DeathHydra and experience hauntingly crisp, 100% real fruit. No added sugar, no artificial junk—just unholy flavor in every bite.

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Devotion · 3 Pack

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Three times the doom, three times the flavor. Pick three of the same DeathHydra flavor in one sinisterly good deal. Pure chaos at a killer price — no mix-and-match.

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The Ultimate Doom Pack · 5 Pack

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The final level of doom. All five DeathHydra flavors in one apocalyptic bundle. More chaos, more savings, and the ultimate dark fruit experience. One of each — no substitutions.

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