Frequently Asked Questions ↓
Product
What kind of dark magic is this?
Dehydrated fruits, summoned and sealed for your guilty snacking pleasure.
Where did all the sugar go?
We banished most of it! Our fruits are naturally sweet, no spells required.
What does DeathHydra taste like?
Like forbidden fruit... chewy, bold, and hard to resist.
Are DeathHydra products high in protein?
No, we're in the fruit game. For now 😈
Why is this more expensive than regular snacks?
We use select fruit, small-batch dehydration, and an unholy level of care in every bite. No shortcuts.
How often do you release new flavors?
When the veil is thin and the timing feels right.
What is the nutritional content of your products?
For a full breakdown of ingredients and nutrition across all flavors, see our Ingredients & Nutrition page →
Where can I see the ingredients for each flavor?
Each fruit, each spell, fully revealed, right this way: Ingredients & Nutrition page →
Are DeathHydra products keto-friendly?
Low sugar, but not keto-certified — tread carefully.
How long do DeathHydra fruits stay fresh?
6–9 months if kept dry and sealed. Though we doubt any mortal has the willpower to wait that long.
Do you have high-fiber or plant-based options?
All fruits, all plants, all the time.
Which products contain nuts?
Our products do not contain nuts as an ingredient; however, they are manufactured in a facility that also processes tree nuts and peanuts.
Are DeathHydra products gluten-free, vegan, and/or dairy-free?
Yes, to all three. No gluten. No dairy. No tricks.
Shipping
Who do you ship with?
USPS, UPS, or whichever courier dares cross realms fastest.
Do you offer expedited shipping?
Not yet. Good things come to those who wait (impatiently).
My order arrived damaged!
Snap a photo, send it to grimnotes [at] deathhydra [dot] com, and we’ll make it right.
Help! My package says delivered, but it’s missing!
Check with neighbors, hiding spots, or lurking spirits. Still missing? Contact us: grimnotes [at] deathhydra [dot] com.
How long will my order take?
3-10 business days. You'll get a tracking link once it leaves our lair.
International
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — the portals aren’t stable enough.
How long does international shipping take?
Once available, it'll vary depending on mortal zones.
Orders
Do you offer refunds?
All sales are final. But if you’re truly cursed, contact us — we may show mercy: grimnotes [at] deathhydra [dot] com.
Can I cancel or change my order?
Email us quickly. We’ll try, but no promises once the ritual has begun.
How do I apply a discount code?
Enter your code at checkout before completing your order. Once your payment is sealed, we can’t apply discounts retroactively (no exceptions from this realm or the next).
Do you offer samples?
No samples… for now. Maybe one day.
Do you sell wholesale or retail?
Email us at grimnotes [at] deathhydra [dot] com to discuss dark dealings.
