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BREAKING NEWS: DeathHydra’s Devotion Trio Pack Rocks the Afterlife

Introducing the Devotion — a build-your-own bundle where you choose three of the same flavor and save… because death may be eternal, but flavor loyalty is real.
Skeleton Reporter
Mort Grimshaw U.S. Slay Today, Senior Correspondent
Published 7:43 a.m. ET September 3, 2025 / Updated 8:43 a.m. ET September 1, 2025

The underworld’s most dangerously delicious snack brand, DeathHydra, has launched a bundle deal so irresistible it triggered a minor quake in the 5th circle of snack purgatory.

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Pick your poison. Then triple it.
🍏 Apple Cadavers – sinfully crisp, kissed by decay
🍌 Rest in Banana Pieces – soft, chewy, disturbingly comforting
🥭 Ominous Mango – ripe with mischief, dried with dread
🍍 Pineapple Reaper – tangy with a side of danger
☠️ Diabolical Tropical Harvest – an unholy mix of mango, pineapple & banana — all in a single Deathydra can.

Whether you're a mango monogamist or a banana die-hard, this bundle lets you go full flavor tunnel-vision without apology.

Crafted with forbidden fruits, dried over hellfire… but can you handle committing to three bags of your one true flavor?

Summon the Devotion Trio Now

Crafted with forbidden fruits, dried over hellfire...🔥


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