Ultimate Doom · 5 Pack

Ultimate Doom · 5 Pack

Regular price $42.46 USD
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Why choose just one when you can have the full DeathHydra experience? The Ultimate Doom Pack delivers all five flavors in one sinisterly good bundle. Every SKU, one apocalyptic deal.

💀 All Five DeathHydra Flavors – Apple Cadavers, Rest in Banana Pieces, Ominous Mango, Pineapple Reaper, and Diabolical Tropical Harvest.

💀 No Artificial Junk – 100% real fruit, no weird additives.

💀 The Ultimate Deal of Doom – More flavors, more savings, and a snack stash to die for.

🛑 Note: This bundle includes one of each flavor—no substitutions.

Save 15% instantly when you choose this bundle — more fruit, more doom, less coin.

Benefits

Every flavor. Every fate. All at once.

The Ultimate Doom Pack brings together all five containers in a single, overwhelming offering. No sulfites. No added sugar. No hope. Just chewy, haunted goodness sealed in cursed unity.

How to Use

We warned you. You opened it anyway.

  • Open one container at a time. Whisper something ominous.
  • Use for rituals, dramatic snacking, or flexing your doom status.
  • Great for gifting. Even better for cursing your lunch break.
  • Store in a cool, dry place. Or under lock and spectral key.
  • Do not combine all fruits into one mega-snack. That’s how the rift started.

Return Policy

This pack was never meant to be returned.

But if something felt unusually cursed (even by our standards), reach out to us. We’ll check the remains and do what we can.

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  • Bananas, Mangos, Pineapples, Apples

    Like a fruit salad... if the salad was cursed and possibly sentient.

  • Lemon Juice

    Pressed at dawn to seal the taste.

  • Ritual of Preservation

    Low-temp sorcery to lock in life… and flavor.

What Doom Brings Together…

Natural Energy, No Tricks

Skip the potions. These vessels are packed with real fruit — for sustained, clean energy without the crash.

Fiber-Rich & Gut-Happy

Each bite feeds more than hunger. With natural fiber from bananas and apples, the Doom Pack supports digestion like a silent guardian.

Vitamins Summoned from the Source

Mangos, pineapples, and apples bring Vitamin C, A, and potassium — nature’s own elixirs, sealed in each vessel.

No Sugar Spells or Preservative Hexes

Pure fruit. Nothing more. No added sugar. No preservatives. No lab-born curses.

Vegan, Gluten-Free, and Righteously Sin-Free

Whether you're mortal or monster — every vessel is made for all diets and dark rituals.

Features
DeathHydra
Other Brands
Chewy, addictive texture
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Freeze-dried styrofoam vibes
Zero added sugar
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 Sugar-soaked to fake freshness
Clean, pronounceable ingredients
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Preservatives & mystery flavors
Nutrient retention
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Nuked in the name of shelf life
No preservatives
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Spoiler alert: they hide them well
Bold, punchy flavor
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Bland or weirdly sweet
Shelf-stable without compromise
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Long-lasting... for all the wrong reasons
Actually plant-based
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"Natural" doesn’t mean what you think
Rebellious branding you’ll remember
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Generic & forgettable