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Devotion · 3 Pack

Devotion · 3 Pack

$26.97 USD
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The Devotion 3-pack isn’t for the indecisive.
This pact binds you to a single flavor—no mix, no mercy. Three cans. One legend. All in.

💀 Pledge Your Loyalty – Choose your fruit: apples, bananas, mangoes, pineapples, or the tropical mix. One flavor. Threefold.

💀 Pure to the Core – No artificial junk. Just 100% real fruit, preserved with intent.

💀 A Deal Forged in Obsession – More of what you crave, for less than you should pay.

⚡ Save 10% instantly — loyalty pays (in snacks).

Choose Your Flavor

Benefits

One flavor. Three containers. One chosen path. Zero impurities.

Each Devotion 3-pack is air-dried with care — no added sugar, no sulfites, and no unnecessary meddling. What you receive is pure, focused flavor… the fruit you were meant to find. Or maybe the one that found you.

How to Use

This isn’t just a snack. It’s a statement.

  • Open the seal. Breathe in. Accept your fate.
  • Eat slowly. Or fast. You’ve already committed.
  • Use as a ritual anchor, light lunch, or test of loyalty.
  • Take it on a walk. Or a vision quest. We don’t judge.
  • Store somewhere sacred. Or in your bag. That works too.

Return Policy

Devotion is hard to undo.

But if something felt wrong (and not in the fun way), reach out. We’ll check the scrolls and see if an exchange is spiritually viable.

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Elemental Ingredients

    Banana

  • Banana

    Chosen during the grand slip of destiny.

    • Lemon Juice

  • Lemon Juice

    Pressed at dawn to seal the taste.

    • Ritual of Preservation

  • Ritual of Preservation

    Low-temp sorcery to lock in life… and flavor.
Features
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Chewy, addictive texture
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Freeze-dried styrofoam vibes
Zero added sugar
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Sugar-soaked to fake freshness
Clean, pronounceable ingredients
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Preservatives & mystery flavors
Nutrient retention
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Nuked in the name of shelf life
No preservatives
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Spoiler alert: they hide them well
Bold, punchy flavor
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Bland or weirdly sweet
Shelf-stable without compromise
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Long-lasting... for all the wrong reasons
Actually plant-based
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"Natural" doesn’t mean what you think
Rebellious branding you’ll remember
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Generic & forgettable