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Tropical Witches' · 3 Pack

Tropical Witches' · 3 Pack

$26.97 USD
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Three flavors. One unbreakable spell.

Bananas, Mangos, and Pineapples, together at last, as they were never meant to be. Bound in ritual and sealed in hunger, this is not a selection… it is a summoning.

Inside each delivery:
🃏 Rest in Banana Pieces – The Jester
🔮 Ominous Mangos – The Diviner
⚔️ Pineapple Reaper – The Reaper 

There are no substitutions. No choices. No mercy.
The Witches' Pac(t)k comes as it was conjured—sealed, fated, and whole.

⚡ Save 10% instantly — three fruits, one spell, one price cut.

Benefits

Three fruits. Three fates. One unholy snack pact.

The Tropical Witches Pact(k) brings together DeathHydra’s most infamous entities — The Jester, The Diviner, and The Reaper — each sealed in their own container. No sulfites. No sugar. No mercy. Just chewy chaos, perfectly portioned for rituals, hexes, or lunch.

How to Use

Warning: Opening all three at once may attract attention from the other side.

Open one container at a time. Unless you’re brave. Or foolish.

Eat in sequence… or by vibe. Trust your gut. Or don’t.

Perfect for gifting, snacking, or conjuring flavor demons.

Share with two friends. Or hoard them all and risk the consequences.

Store in a cool place. Like your crypt.

Return Policy

This pack is bound by flavor and fate.

If something feels off (like… spookily off), you can always email us. We’ll check the pact terms and see what wiggle room exists before the witching hour.

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Elemental Ingredients

  • Bananas, Mangos, Pineapples

    Plucked beneath the same haunted moon.

  • Lemon Juice

    Pressed at dawn to seal the taste.

  • Ritual of Preservation

    Low-temp sorcery to lock in life… and flavor.

The Pact’s Secrets, Unsealed...

Rich in Vitamin C

These fruits boost immune defense — even against unseen forces.

Natural Digestive Aids

Bromelain (pineapple) and fiber (banana, mango) keep your inner workings aligned.

Electrolyte-Rich

Bananas and mangos replenish potassium — vital for mortal movement.

Powerful Antioxidants

All three carry compounds that battle free radicals... and perhaps other invisible threats.

Mood-Boosting Carbs

The natural sugars help your brain summon serotonin — a sweet spell for your day.

Features
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Chewy, addictive texture
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Freeze-dried styrofoam vibes
Zero added sugar
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Sugar-soaked to fake freshness
Clean, pronounceable ingredients
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Preservatives & mystery flavors
Nutrient retention
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Nuked in the name of shelf life
No preservatives
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Spoiler alert: they hide them well
Bold, punchy flavor
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 Bland or weirdly sweet
Shelf-stable without compromise
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Long-lasting... for all the wrong reasons
Actually plant-based
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"Natural" doesn’t mean what you think
Rebellious branding you’ll remember
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Generic & forgettable