This unisex jersey tee fits like a cursed favorite — breathable, lightweight, and dangerously comfortable. Ribbed collars and tapered shoulders keep the shape strong, even after countless wearings in this realm (or the next).
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²)
Retail fit, perfect for casual hauntings or undead brunches
Tear-away label = no tag ghosting your neck
Made ethically by Bella+Canvas (Fair Labor, WRAP certified)
Blends:
Ash/Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% poly
Heather/Solid: 52% cotton, 48% poly
Athletic/Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% poly
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Benefits
Instantly boosts your unholy charisma
Soft enough to haunt in, bold enough to hex in
Won’t crumble to dust after one wash (unless you do)
Pairs well with grave dirt, ghost stories, and judgmental skeletons
Approved by at least 3 out of 5 wandering spirits
How to Use
Pull over your mortal shell
Channel the fruit-fueled forces of the underworld
Strut like you’ve got unfinished business
Repeat until summoned elsewhere
Return Policy
We accept returns from the land of the living within 30 days — no questions asked (unless the item smells of brimstone or was clearly involved in a summoning ritual).
Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and un-cursed.
You cover return shipping; we’ll handle the banishment paperwork.
