Pineapple Reaper - T-Seers
Pineapple Reaper - T-Seers
The Reaper Doesn’t Knock. He Slices.
Summon the jungle spirit with the Pineapple Reaper tee—a tribute to the spectral harvester who wanders the overgrown groves. Soft, lightweight, and hauntingly comfortable, this unisex jersey fits like it’s already lived a few lives. The classic retail cut and crew neckline make it an easy layer, whether you’re lurking in the shadows or just… existing among the living.
Details from Beyond the Grove
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable, light, and scythe-approved
- Dual side seams and shoulder taping keep it in shape through countless wears and resurrections
- Tear-away label, because irritation belongs to souls, not shoulders
- Bella+Canvas makes these ethically, no sweatshops, WRAP-certified, and sustainably crafted
Fabric Variants (if you dare):
- Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather & Solid Blend: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
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Benefits
Benefits
- Instantly boosts your unholy charisma
- Soft enough to haunt in, bold enough to hex in
- Won’t crumble to dust after one wash (unless you do)
- Pairs well with grave dirt, ghost stories, and judgmental skeletons
- Approved by at least 3 out of 5 wandering spirits
How to Use
How to Use
- Pull over your mortal shell
- Channel the fruit-fueled forces of the underworld
- Strut like you’ve got unfinished business
- Repeat until summoned elsewhere
Return Policy
Return Policy
We accept returns from the land of the living within 30 days — no questions asked (unless the item smells of brimstone or was clearly involved in a summoning ritual).
Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and un-cursed.
You cover return shipping; we’ll handle the banishment paperwork.
