Featuring the Morbies pile-up design, where one mischievous banana peel turns fruit into a full slapstick disaster. It’s cartoon mayhem, frozen in time, printed bold and unapologetic on a cozy heavyweight hoodie you’ll actually want to live in.
Built on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend™, this hoodie balances warmth, durability, and everyday comfort. Soft on the inside, tough on the outside — just like the Morbies themselves.
Why you’ll love it:
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²) for cozy warmth without feeling bulky
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for softness and durability
Classic unisex fit that works for everyone
Spacious front pouch pocket for cold hands or suspicious snacks
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for a clean, finished look
Ribbed cuffs and hem to keep its shape through repeated wear (and chaos)
Details that matter:
Made withethically grown U.S. cotton
OEKO-TEX certified, low-impact dyes
Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
⚠️ Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
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Benefits
Instantly boosts your unholy charisma
Soft enough to haunt in, bold enough to hex in
Won’t crumble to dust after one wash (unless you do)
Pairs well with grave dirt, ghost stories, and judgmental skeletons
Approved by at least 3 out of 5 wandering spirits
How to Use
Pull over your mortal shell
Channel the fruit-fueled forces of the underworld
Strut like you’ve got unfinished business
Repeat until summoned elsewhere
Return Policy
We accept returns from the land of the living within 30 days — no questions asked (unless the item smells of brimstone or was clearly involved in a summoning ritual).
Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and un-cursed.
You cover return shipping; we’ll handle the banishment paperwork.
