This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable warning. Featuring Pitwit, the eternally imprisoned crystal ball of questionable wisdom, this tee is for those who like their mangoes ominous and their fashion sarcastic.
Made from hauntingly soft cotton (or a poly-cotton blend if you’re summoning heathered shades), this unisex jersey tee fits like it already knows your fate — and it does. Retail fit, classic crew neck, and enough comfort to outlast a séance.
Details (as foretold):
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — light, breathable, and prophecy-approved
Tear-away label, because irritation is for souls, not shoulders
Side seams and shoulder taping help it keep its shape through endless rewears and reanimations
Bella+Canvas: No sweatshops, no curses — just WRAP-certified, ethically made goods
Fabric Blends for the Glyph-Obsessed:
Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather & Solid Blend: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
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Benefits
Instantly boosts your unholy charisma
Soft enough to haunt in, bold enough to hex in
Won’t crumble to dust after one wash (unless you do)
Pairs well with grave dirt, ghost stories, and judgmental skeletons
Approved by at least 3 out of 5 wandering spirits
How to Use
Pull over your mortal shell
Channel the fruit-fueled forces of the underworld
Strut like you’ve got unfinished business
Repeat until summoned elsewhere
Return Policy
We accept returns from the land of the living within 30 days — no questions asked (unless the item smells of brimstone or was clearly involved in a summoning ritual).
Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and un-cursed.
You cover return shipping; we’ll handle the banishment paperwork.
