Expedition 3C - T-Seers
Expedition 3C - T-Seers
Expedition 3C Never Returned.
Wear the remnants of a vanished mission with the Expedition 3C tee, a relic inspired by the doomed 1800s expedition that set out in search of forbidden flavors and was never seen again. Part field report, part warning, this shirt feels like something recovered from a crate buried deep in the jungle canopy.
Soft, lightweight, and unsettlingly comfortable, this unisex jersey fits like a well-worn artifact that has survived heat, humidity, and things best left unnamed. The classic retail cut and crew neckline make it an easy layer, whether you’re charting unknown territory or casually ignoring every obvious red flag.
Recovered From the Archives
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), breathable enough for tropical expeditions and modern air conditioning
Dual side seams and shoulder taping help it keep its form, even after years of questionable decisions
Tear-away label, because explorers already suffered enough
Bella+Canvas construction, ethically made, WRAP-certified, and sustainably produced without exploiting anyone living or undead
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Benefits
Benefits
- Instantly boosts your unholy charisma
- Soft enough to haunt in, bold enough to hex in
- Won’t crumble to dust after one wash (unless you do)
- Pairs well with grave dirt, ghost stories, and judgmental skeletons
- Approved by at least 3 out of 5 wandering spirits
How to Use
How to Use
- Pull over your mortal shell
- Channel the fruit-fueled forces of the underworld
- Strut like you’ve got unfinished business
- Repeat until summoned elsewhere
Return Policy
Return Policy
We accept returns from the land of the living within 30 days — no questions asked (unless the item smells of brimstone or was clearly involved in a summoning ritual).
Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and un-cursed.
You cover return shipping; we’ll handle the banishment paperwork.
