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Diabolical Tropical Harvest

Diabolical Tropical Harvest

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Diabolical Tropical Harvest—Bananas, mangos, and pineapples—dehydrated and discovered deep in the jungles of a lost expedition. No sugar added. No clues were left behind. Just real fruit and a chillingly perfect blend.

💀 Three Fruits, One Sinister Mix – A trifecta of chewy, bold flavor.

💀 No Added Sugar or Chemicals – Only what nature intended… and what team expedition 3C uncovered.


💀 Explorer-Grade Fuel – Perfect for hikes, rituals, or decoding lost journals.

Benefits

Three forces. One fate. Zero nonsense.

Bananas, mangos, and pineapples — dried, chewy, and dangerously delicious. No sulfites. No added sugar. No spiritual side effects (probably). This trio blends the Jester’s mischief, the Diviner’s foresight, and the Reaper’s… well, reaping — into one devilishly snackable pact.

How to Use

Handle with care. This combo wasn’t meant for mortal mouths.

  • Pop the container. Let the summoning begin.
  • Eat randomly. Or read the signs. Every fruit holds a secret.
  • Perfect for rituals, road trips, or ruining game night with cursed snacks.
  • Do not attempt to separate the fruits. The last person who tried? Still haunted.
  • Enjoy with the lights off.

Return Policy

Three entities agreed on this blend. And they rarely agree on anything.

If your tastebuds rebel — or the voices get louder, email us, we’ll consult the expedition logs and see what can be undone… no jungle hexes required.

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Elemental Ingredients

  • Bananas, Mangos, Pineapple

    The last things they ever packed.

  • Lemon Juice

    Pressed at dawn to seal the taste.

  • Ritual of Preservation

    Low-temp sorcery to lock in life… and flavor.

Why This Blend Survived the Jungle?

Nutrients That Team Up

Vitamin C boosts iron absorption in this trio.

Quick Energy, No Crash

Natural sugars fuel your body fast—and clean.

Brain-Friendly B-Vitamins

Supports focus and reduces mental fatigue.

Packed with Plant Power

Polyphenols fight stress and inflammation.

Fiber That Stays Put

Water’s gone. Fiber’s not. Your gut’s happy.

Features
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